Adventures in Reporting 1 – Blown Away

Before my present job, I was a Navy SEAL. With a name like Hunter, I guess it was a foregone conclusion I’d do something like it. Best fuckin’ job in the world, and I say that despite getting dinged up, shot, and even hit by a grenade during my decade of service. I was on duty in Afghanistan when some raghead asshole tossed a grenade in our direction. My buds waxed his sorry ass, but the grenade went off near me. I wasn’t hurt all that bad, except for one piece that got me in the left ear. Damaged my hearing just enough to disqualify me for SEAL service. I argued, told them I could still hear just fine out the other ear, but the board said sorry and offered me a desk job.

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Every day after wrestling practice I go and shower and head home. One day I went to workout in the boiler room to take off a few extra pounds. I was in the boiler room for twenty five minutes and worked up a good sweat. I went into the boys locker room and turned on the shower. I then stripped off my shirt, shorts and jock strap and jumped into the shower. As I was showering I didn’t notice that Cathy the wrestling manager was watching me. Cathy’s job after practice was to wash the mat and make sure everyone was gone to turn off the lights.

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My co-worker Hazel and I like to take breaks together as we seem to have a lot in common. Because it was raining this morning, we went out and sat in her sport utility vehicle. As soon as we got in, I could see that Hazel was squirming in her seat.”What’s the deal?” I asked.

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